Chapter 4
.. -! Never want to let go...! .. M...Must protect .. It.. Only me... No one else...-!
1708
Lila was held onto the lamp tightly " Abu dropped it so I .. I thought I should start cleaning it up ... Because its special " Lila said quickly and quietly, Aladdin walked over to her and looked at the lamp " I wonder what was so special about it... that old man wanted it so much? ".
Lila looked down at it " I sense something about it something... magical " Aladdin leaned in closer to take a look at the lamp " Hey there's something written on but .. I can't make it out " the both if them looked at each other and both rubbed the lamp, Lila heard something .. She heard laughter coming from the lamp suddenly the lamp started jumping it flew it of Lila's hands which then Aladdin grabbed it instead. Purple smoke started to form out of the lamp and even fireworks Lila and Aladdin both looked up, A large form of blue and purple smoke appeared around them , then without blinking a large blue figure came from the smoke.
" AHHHHHHHH! OI! " The large figure was blue he had large pointy ears with a ear pricing in the right ear, a small amount of hair on the top of his head which was tied in, a black goatee with a curl at the end of it and What really took Lila to noice was his cuffs on his wrists, Lila looked above at the creature " They are real... Genies are real .. grandmother was right .. " she said to herself, her grandmother told her of many stories about Genies and many different other creature in myths and tells but Lila was always interested in the creature that were pure good and mainly blue.
1890
An old women is telling an tale to her young 6 year old granddaughter who was laying in her bed, Lila was sick with a cold at the time so her father sent for her grandmother to make her feel better again. Her grandmother would always tell her stories of many different myths and legends which always put Lila in a good mood and keep her mind away from her cold or illness " Grandmother what are Genies? " Lila asked her Grandmother smiled at her and pulled out her book " Now let's see here .. Where's that page.? .. Oh here it is .. Genies are slaves to the item that they are bounded too for example an Genie of the lamp it says it will grand your greatest wishes but it can only grand three wishes ".
Lila eyes lit up at the wishes " Any wish that.. Anyone ever wanted .. .? " Lila said cursorily, Her grandmother nodded " Yes Lila but there are a few rules that. Genie must follow too which can anger people but they must follow as well not everyone can get what they want " Lila sat up a bit " Rules ..? What type of rules? ".
" They cannot grand more than three wishes per person who is holding the lamp, they cannot kill anyone, they cannot make anyone fall in love with anybody else and finally they cannot bring people back from the dead " her grandmother explained, Lila thought to her self for a bit " Can Genies grand there own wishes? " Lila asked quickly, " Well Lila yes but the one holding the lamp or item must grand their wish, all genies wish for freedom so they cannot be bounded to the lamp anymore ".
Lila yawned a bit, her Grandmother put the book away and tucked her little granddaughter into bed, before Lila fell asleep she spoke in a leery tone " Grandmother .. If I ever meet a Genie .. I'm going to promise it I can wish it free ... It's sad that it has to grand other people wishes and not it's own but when I Find one I'll befriend them and free them then they can grand there own wishes " Lila said in a happy sleep tone, her grandmother smiled at her and kissed her forehead " Your such a wonderful child Lila .. Such a wonderful child "
1708
The Genie was stretching his body when Lila came back into reality Aladdin was hung on the wall until Carpet and Abu got him down. The Genue twisted his head around with a large smile on his face " Wow! Dose it feel good to be out of there? " Genie pulled out a white microphone from his tail which he used to make his voice sound more booming and louder " I say it's good to be back hey where you from and what's your name? " Genie gave the microphone to Aladdin to speak into Aladdin strutted " A.. Aladdin ".
" Aladdin " Genie used his magic to form a bulb light sign with Aladdin written on it " Hello Aladdin nice to have you on the show can we call you Al? Or maybe just din or how about laddie? " Genie transformed into a Scottish man " So here boy " He whistled then a blue dog with a stick in its mouth came out. Aladdin rubbed his head " I must of hit my head harder then I thought " He looked at both Carpet and Lila, Lila looked at the Genie " No .. I can see him too so your not dreaming .. If it is a dream I don't want to wake up "She replied back to him.
" Do you smoke? Mind if I do? " Genie proofed into his normal form which scared Abu out of his fur " Oh, sorry cheetah .. didn't mean to singe the fur, yo Rug man haven't seen you in a few millennium! Slap me some tassel! Yow yo yo " Genie and Carpet did there hand shake, Lila looked at Genie again she couldn't help it something about him ... It seemed wonderful .. To her .. She couldn't help but smile, Genie just noticed her " Well well Who's this lovely lady, Is she your sister " He asked Aladdin, Aladdin shook his head " No she saved me a night ago and she's been with me ever since " he smiled at Lila " So girlfriend? ".
" No his already in love with someone else, Aladdin is just a friend that's all " Lila replayed, she bowed her head " I'm Lila I arrived in Agrabah a night ago" Genie smiled at her and lowed him self to there level " Hey your all a lot smaller then my last master... Either that or I'm getting bigger " He picked up his stomach and dropped it to the side " Look at me from the side do I look bigger to you? " Aladdin shook his head " I thing you look fine Genie " Lila said smiling.
" Wait wait I'm your master? " Aladdin asked before Genie could open his mouth Lila spoke instead " Who ever hold the lamp is Genie master.. Your holding the lamp at the moment so your his current master but if I hold it I'm his master " Lila explained.
Genie looked at her and smirked " Thats corrrrrrrrect! " Genie zapped his magic on Lila in front of her was a bouquet of flowers, Genie turned into her size and kissed her on the cheek which Lila blushed deeply at " No one ever kissed me like that before..." she told herself. " Now what do you wish of me, the ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated but never duplicated .. " Aladdin couldn't keep p with all the forms Genie changed into and even when he a load of Genies appeared in front of him and the others.
" Geeeeeeniiie of the lamp! " He transformed into Ed Sullivan, " Right here straight out of the lamp, right here for your wish fulfillment Thank you ".
Aladdin stood up " Wait wait a mean what do you mean about wishes? " Aladdin asked, Lila was about to talk when Genie came instead " Three wishes to be exact and ex nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it three. no substations, exchanges or refunds. ".
Aladdin leaned over to Lila " Now I know I'm dreaming " Lila looked up at Genie.
" Master, I don't think you realist what you got here! So why don't you ruminate why I illuminate the Possibility ".
" Well Ali Baba had his forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck cause up your sleeves
You got brand of magic that never fails "
As Genie Sings forty thieves appeared around Lila and Aladdin, Before one could get close Genie appeared in Aladdin vest and beat them all up. Next scene they zapped into was a boxing ring Aladdin was dressed as a boxer and Genie as a coach.
" You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
you got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gonna do is rub that lamp
And I'll say:
Mister Aladdin sir
What will your pleasure be? "
As Genie sang Aladdin and the others appeared around a restaurant table with Genie as there waiter.
" Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Ha ha ha!
Life is your restaurant
And! I'm your maitre d! "
Genie zapped down his magic and made a chicken appears Abu was about to eat it genie the chicken transformed into Genies head.
A few Genies appeared around Aladdin and Lila.
" C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me "
Lila took a few steps back away from the scene she sat down on a rock and watched Aladdin have fun with Genie.
" Yes sir we pride ourselves on serve,
You the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little move baklava? "
Lila gigged at Carpet and Abu fanning Aladdin, Aladdin shot upwards when the baklava disappeared.
" Have some on column A
try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me "
As Aladdin fell Genie catches him on a pillow, Genie opened his mouth and let his tongue out, a smaller genie came out in a white tux suit, He wondered over to Lila and offered her his hand, she wasn't sure at first but when she looked up at him again she nodded, As Genie pulled her up her robes fell of her revealing her Victorian dress, Genie's mouth fell literally to the floor, in Genies eyes she was beautiful even with her hair was flowing down ways from where the robes fell off.
Two of Genies hand appeared around them that's when Genie snapped out of it and danced with Lila, Lila .. Felt happy and never wanted this moment to end with Genie but sadly it did Aladdin was next to Lila at this point, Genie turned back into his normal form.
" Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof
Well looky here "
At this point three belly dancers were dancing around Aladdin, he was grinning from ear to ear.
" Can your friends to abracadabra let er rip
And then make them selfs disappear? "
All the belly dancers all disappear around Aladdin.
" So don't sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bond file, certified
You got a Genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long no doubt
Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh
Mister Aladdin sir have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never .. Had a .. Friend like .. Me
You ain't never had a friend like me "
As genie sang a load of items and gold appeared around them all but Genie swirled this all away and appeared in front of them with a applause sign on his back, Lila and Carpet were the only ones clapping Aladdin and Abu were stunned with what just happened.
Genie layed in front of them and looking at his nails " So what it be Master? ".
Aladdin smirked at him " So your gonna grant me any wish I want? " he asked, Genie transformed into William F Buckley.
" Ah almost there are a few provisos a couple of quid pro quot " He counted in his hand, "Like? ". Genie transformed back into his self and grew small to there size so he could speak them " Rule number one-".
" You can't kill anybody, You can't make people fall in love with anybody else and you can't bring people back from the dead " Lila said, Genie and Aladdin looked at her with a surprised look on there faces mainly being Genie " Y.. you know the Rules? " Lila nodded " My grandmother told me all about Genies went I was younger " She smiled at Genie making him blush, he zoomed back into his huge size " Other than that you got it ". Lila saw Aladdin and Abu smirk at each other she gave them a questionable look " What are they up to .. ? " she thought to herself.
" Ah provisos? You mean limitation? On wishes? Ha some powerful Genie he is... he can't even bring people back from the dead.. I don't know Abu I think we just gonna find our own way out " Aladdin said with a smirk on his face, Genie gave Aladdin an angry look, Lila walked over to Genie and was about to talk to him until he stood up and slammed him foot down infect of Aladdin and Abu.
" Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And now your just gonna walk out on me? I don't think so not right Now your getting your wishes so SIT DOWN! " Genie said in a loud Angry tone.
Aladdin and the others all sat down on Carpet, Genie sat in front of Lila " In case of emergency the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here r anyway where! Keep your hands in side the carpet! And we're outta here! " Genie made Carpet crash out of the cave, Lila grabbed onto Genies arm tightly while flying through the air, it was night time the sky was clear but Lila still worried, Genie turned to Lila " Mm what's wrong? " Genie asked Lila turned to Genie and then looked now but still had her arm tightly wrapped around his.
" I've been scared of the dark and the night ever since I was 7 ... I don't like it .. I only like the light " Lila replayed Genie looked at her and made his body glow " Is this better? " Lila gave a small smile and hugged into him " Yes thank you " She leaned her head into his arm and fell asleep, Genie was about to reach for her hair but pulled back and just smiled at her.